| SPENCER ANTLE Director |
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Born at the Woodstock Festival in 1969 during Jimi Hendrix's rendition of the Star Spangled Banner, Spencer Antle was quickly snatched from his surrogate mother's arms by Secret Service agents and whisked off to the maternal care of Sandoz Laboratories in Switzerland. It was here, under the watchful eye of a young Stephen Hawking, that Spencer began his life. Having turned down an offer by the Tibetan religious elite for Spencer to be the next Dalai Lama, Dr. Hawking moved him to a mountain retreat in Austria for extensive training. Home-taught by a corps of celebrities, philosophers and British Airways stewardesses, Spencer was finger painting in Cubism by four, fluent in Swahili by six, and Timothy Leary's personal archivist and traveling secretary by nine. Never breaking stride in his accomplishments, Spencer was sent to the Albert Einstein Grammar School of Micronesia so he could truly excel. Soon after, on a scholarship from a Japanese whaling company, Spencer attended the University of Grenada where he majored in Eco-Terrorism with an emphasis on clear-cutting and bald eagle assassination. With college behind him, Spencer caught a ride on a mail barge to the island of Puerto Rico where he landed a job at the Bacardi Rum factory as their premier product development engineer. It was at this position that Spencer came up with the idea for flavored vodka, selling the patent to Absolut for a small but tidy profit. (Stoli is currently suing Spencer claiming the company paid off his $900,000 Hard Rock Casino bar tab in exchange for the patent). After spending his newfound financial solvency on strippers and blackjack in the casinos of Monte Carlo, Spencer realized he had an interest in filmmaking while shooting second unit and insert shots in the porno industry, Spencer signed with LTB after the executive producer said the company encouraged "wife-swapping" amongst the staff. Spencer currently resides in Miami Beach where he teaches Henna tattooing and glass blowing. His weekly column in SOLDIER OF FORTUNE magazine; "Life As A Commando In My Mother's Kitchen", is still on newsstands. > VIEW REEL |
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